It's time to introduce a new IN YOUR FACE segment, and it's called captions. Simply because it's about giving apt captions to rather silly pictures. But of course, this is a car rag, so they're car pictures.

Often, when car makers release their press images for a car or concept car, they include a picture with people and their car - usually this is a way of creating a favourable image, or singling out a desired target market. However, this can sometimes go horribly wrong - take this press picture of the Renault Laguna Concept of 1997.So, any captions? I'll start you off:

"Phew! This car looks so much better in virtual reality! Even the wheels don't look like trash can lids!"

"In virtual reality, there isn't a cliff here like in real life - so I'll just take a step here and.... AAAARRRGH!!!"

"In the future, we will all drive in a diagonal fashion down otherwise straight roads."

"With the force, Luke, you too will be able to drive a car as ugly as this."

"This car is so embarassing I'd rather jump off a cliff than stay there with you!"

"White psychiatric ward uniforms not provided."

CAPTIONS #1: The Renault Laguna Concept