CAPTIONS #2: BMW 5-Series 1972
So here we are again, making some captions for some delightfully hilarious automotive pictures. Yet again, marketing is responsible for the gem below, but this time, it was never meant to be an outlandish concept. This is in fact the BMW 5-Series of 1972, a rather mainstream model.
So we all know of the tried and tested trick of getting a hot girl to pose with the car in order to demonstrate that the car, like the girl, is sexy. The hitch is, Germans have a rather distorted view of what is, in fact, sexy.
Here's what I've got so far:
"We haff a beautiful Tcherman girl on sale for you right now. Zis car in ze picture is there to maker her look good."
"You too will want to wear a dress that looks like a tablecloth when you buy a 5-Series!"
"The car doesn't belong to her. The guy who owns the car promptly jumped in the lake when he saw his blind date."
"With my new shades, I can see everything, even the downfalls of my car, through rose-coloured specs!"
"Hallo, mein name is Bertha, ich komme from Hamburg, and I eat lots of Hamburgers. Not in my car of course."
"Buy this car and I will serenade you, give you sex and give you these flowers I'm holding. Why isn't anyone buying this car...!"
February 2, 2009 at 11:27 PM
ahhh you should've posted the thin model with the funny hair next to the new E Class as well.
How about: "Take me for a test drive on the back seat"
[argh, i'm not very good with sexual humour and there's no other props to pick out]
Or: "Damn! If only I had a better looking car to hide my dress in.
February 3, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Poor girl.
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